Recently I have had as mentioned above an Epiphany. Granted that I may not have known how to spell it and had to use MS word. Regardless, I do know what it means. Without sounding like a textbook. an Epiphany is a realisation of some sort. (Don't correct me, I couldn't care less)
Basically, I have realised a number of things in a short period of time. To save many the yawns reserved for the next Sex and The City movie..I shall list them down in bullet points.
- The friends that I grew very close too in the last 7 years or so have made me realize that I have changed and they haven't. While I may have graduated from getting sloshed till 4 am and adjourning to a bootie call thereafter. They haven't. Although I do miss the occasional girls night out. I can safely say that I am thru cheating death each time I sit in a car with a drunk driver.
- I have been a single girl for as long as I can remember and in the last year I have found someone that takes me as I am and wants to grow old with me. Although I am over the moon with this new development sadly I can't say the same for the rest. I have been taunted to 'get married and leave the country la!' to 'wow you have a boyfriend!!??' Its gone beyond a pet peeve since it makes me feel like a money grabbing whore who just wants to get married and live off her husband whilst making my partner feel like his a money cow.
- I do not need to have sex since I am constantly getting screwed at work. They always expect you to run marathons for them while they cut your legs from under you. It makes me realize how much patience I have since I am still here. Its only a matter of time, before I get tired and do a Ivant Millat on everyone here.
On a lighter note, these realizations have made feel like I am better person then alot of people I know and without sounding like I am blowing my own horn (what do you know, I actually am) I am doing pretty alright. :)
PS: Martin said he won't read my blog unless I give him a special shout out..so here you go Martin..throw your hands up in the ayeerr (rolls eyes dramatically)
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e·piph·a·ny /ɪˈpɪfəni/ Show Spelled[ih-pif-uh-nee] - a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.
HAHAHAHAH close, and thank you for the honour! im most obliged to have read your blog.. And i will return the favour.. You are a brilliant writer and an awesome columnist! Rock ON!!
nice one sharon!!happy for ya!!
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