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27 year old American male living in Cagayan De Oro blonde hair and blue eyes
Howdy (We in Texas say howdy for hello), Pretty Pinay ; I AM HERE IN CAGAYAN DE ORO CITY

First of all let me thank you for visiting my little site here. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is John Blansit and I am a 27 year old American from Houston, Texas, United States currently living in the city of Cagayan De Oro. I am basically visiting the southern Philippines for two reasons which are
A.) Find the brown exotic looking sexy asian woman of my dreams with long hair and large breasts. I am wanting to meet my future lover, best friend and wife all rolled into one woman. Asia has the most beautiful and exotic looking women in the world so if you want to marry an asian you need to go to where they are. In other words fish where the fish are.
B.) I want to enjoy the wonderful scenery that your country has to offer. I want to travel around the country with the woman of my choice and who also selects me as her husband. I am here because I am tired of American women, they are all so spoiled and dont appreciate the true meaning of life.

Now a little about me as you can see by the photo on my site here;

Blonde hair, blue eyed, American white male living in Cagayan De Oro. Looking to email a female and chat some but want to meet within a week of our first correspondence. Will travel to meet you in the area of Cagayan De Oro and go as far south as Davo and as far north as Cebu possibly further if the chemistry between us is right.

I am looking for an asian woman that is free to travel around the Phils and take the time to get to know each other. If we both like each other I want to spend a week together in Camiguin Island resort area.

I am looking for a very pretty asian woman that will basically ROCK MY WORLD as this is very important to me. You must be willing to marry and live in the United States. Please do not let me fall in love and you will not want to leave the Philippines as this has already happened once. If you know you look good in the mirror by all means email me with a picture and lets get to know each other at blansitjohn@yahoo.com. Don't be shy with you email telling me what you are looking for in a man and send your sexy best pic. I am looking for the type of pretty woman that when she walks down the street all eyes are on her. I basically want a Trophy Woman to take home to my family and friends.

Age means nothing to me because I have seen some older Pinays here that are extremely good looking with sexy bodies. If you have long hair, brown skin, nice size breasts and you know you are pretty i could care less of your age please email me and we can see what happens.

I will be staying in the Philippines and will stay here in this Pacific Paradise as long as needed to find my wife. I want time to get to know each other and hopefully fall in love as I am defintely a romantic at heart.

P.S. Please for God sake be a NON SMOKER, SMOKERS STAY TO YOURSELF, LUNGS ARE AT WORK HERE, I dont want my clothing to reek of smoke and I certainly dont want to kiss an ash tray. If you wear thong panties, short skirts and heels please lets chat.

This is what I see happening to me in the next few months. I meet the woman of my dreams, we go around the Phils enjoy each other as we fall in love. From there we fly to Manila and go to the American Embassy on Roxas street. Once we get to the American Embassy, we fill out the necessary paper work for a fiancee visa for you to come to the United States to marry me. Once you get into the United States in this case the Lone Star state of Texas we must marry within 90 days for you to legally live and stay as my wife. I certainly hope the journey goes well for the both of us.

I am currenty living in the Pueblo golf course area and i play 18 holes of golf daily. If you are in the area please stop in and say howdy parder. I also have a car and I can come to you if we click and the chemistry is right

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